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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

For those who hate exercise - something to laugh at......

 

-My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.  Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

 

-I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

 

-The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

 

-I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...

 

-Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

 

-I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

 

-The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn’t she?.'

 

-If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

 

-I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.

 

-We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

-Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a bar with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

 

 

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

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Registered: ‎07-03-2014

Re: For those who hate exercise - something to laugh at......

thanx for the laughs! 

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Registered: ‎11-01-2010

Re: For those who hate exercise - something to laugh at......

look...

 

I don't hate exercise & I am still laughing at these!

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Registered: ‎03-17-2010

Re: For those who hate exercise - something to laugh at......

Lol! Thank you for a giggling fit! These are great!

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Posts: 449
Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: For those who hate exercise - something to laugh at......

 

 

Thanks to all and glad that this post bought some laughs!

 

 

We can all use a hearty chuckle once in a while.

 

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Registered: ‎06-28-2011

Re: For those who hate exercise - something to laugh at......

Appreciate the laughs!