Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Have you finished the whole Netflix yet?

2.   Your  mission should you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper.  This message will self flush in 5 seconds.  Good luck.

3.   Plan:  Update resume, search for work-at-home-jobs, clean out the closet, join an exercise class you can do at home,  catch up on e-mails.

       Reality:  Eat another bowl of cheerios ,take 3 naps.

4.   Due to social distancing guidelines, I will no longer be shaking hands or hugging.  In lieu of this, you may kneel or bow (from a safe distance).  You are welcome.

5.  Quarantine has me realizing why my dog gets so excited about something moving outside and going for walks and car rides.  I just barked at a squirrel.

6.   AMAZON:  Your package will be delivered Wednesday.

      Me:  WHEN IS THAT?

7.   My fridge just growled , rolled their eyes and hissed at me.  "Not you again."

8.   Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot superglued to your shoulder.

[Dinaki]

I like the number 4

( I saw before this post and I was writing my answer and when I tap POST, it said there is no message (or something like that)