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09-27-2020 03:58 AM - edited 09-27-2020 04:02 AM
1. Dear face wash commercial, people don't actually splash their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom floor is now soaking wet!!!
2. A golf ball is a golf ball no matter how you putt it.
3. What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.
4. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
5. What never asks questions but receives lots of answers? The telephone.
6. Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's checkbook."
7. Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand
and 6 in the other, what
do I have?
Student: "A drinking problem."
8. 1. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
2. Professional Courtesy.
9. Why did the car crusher quit his job? Because it was
soda pressing.
10. How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy gets all the credit.
11. Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
12. Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
13. Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.
To Be Continued
Best Life
Smarter Living
09-27-2020 04:44 AM
My favorite is #3.
09-27-2020 05:11 AM
When I was in school probably #7 would have been an answer one of the guys would have said. That was 1963.
09-27-2020 06:46 AM
09-27-2020 11:31 AM
#4, 6, 7 and 10. Thanks 😊
09-27-2020 12:50 PM - edited 09-27-2020 12:52 PM
@Lindsays Grandma 🤣🤣 This corny collection made me beam with delight, but number 7 has me cracking up, AND down!!😂😂😂
~~~All we nee is LOVE💖
09-28-2020 12:24 AM
@SandySparkles wrote:@Lindsays Grandma 🤣🤣 This corny collection made me beam with delight, but number 7 has me cracking up, AND down!!😂😂😂
~~~All we nee is LOVE💖
@SandySparkles ...I like that one too, can you just picture it???
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