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09-28-2020 04:13 AM - edited 09-28-2020 04:20 AM
14. Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle
of the street.
15. Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties.
16. Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell
17. What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday, of course.
18. People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.
19. My teachers told me I'd never amount to anything because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait and see."
20. A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink Steve?"
21. I used to be addicted to not showering. Luckily, I've been clean for a five years.
22. Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
23. Want to hear a roof joke? The first one is on the house.
24. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you."
25. Which rock group has four groups who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore
26. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi bud."
27. Question: What bow can't be tied? Answer: Rainbow.
28. A cement mixer and a prison bus crash on the highway. Police advised citizens to look out for hardened criminals.
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09-28-2020 07:09 AM
Thank you @Lindsays Grandma for the laughs this morning, I needed it. 🙏❤️☕️
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