Community Chat

[fortune]

A naked lady was lying on a stretcher under a sheet in the hall waiting for surgery.  A man in a white suit came down the hall, lifted up the sheet and said um hmmm.  A little while later, the same man came down the hall again, lifted up the sheet, and said um hmmm.  The lady was getting annoyed for waiting so long in the hall and asked,

"Doctor, how long before my surgery?"

"I don't know, lady," the man said.  "I'm just the painter down the hall."

[ennui]

A doctor was addressing a large audience in London.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all which we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it just once?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front rowraised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding cake?"