Do You Know Why The Skeleton Didn't Go To The Party?

Winkk · ‎03-15-2010

He had no body to go with!!!

😲

Laura14 · ‎06-09-2014

Tell him to level off the Ozempic. 🤣

threecees · ‎09-22-2017

What are ghosts favorite kind of jeans?

Boo-t cut.

Heard that this morning with Gary and Jayne on Denim and Co. show.

4116f72aacdc5b6fca93731e757851be (1).jpg

just bee · ‎03-10-2010

Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers?

history Archives - VAULT OF THOUGHTS

They hate stakeholders.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~

lgfan · ‎10-19-2012

Funny Halloween Trick-or-Treat Jokes

Why did the mortician clock out of work early? He was dying to leave.
Did you hear about the evil hen? It lays deviled eggs.
What kind of witch likes to go to the beach? A sandwich.
Why didn't the mom let the little witch go trick or treating with her friends? She was ex-spelled from school.
What is white, black and dead all over? A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.
When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.
How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.
What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker.
How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.
What is a monster's favorite halloween candy? Bugs and (Hershey's) kisses.
Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck.
Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it.
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night? A monster truck.
What do birds give to trick-or-treaters? Tweets.
Where do ghosts like to trick or treat? At dead ends.
Who gives Dracula the most candy on Halloween? His fang-club.
What is a ghoul's favorite candy flavor? Lemon slime.
Why don't vampires eat a lot of Halloween candy? They're afraid of tooth decay.
What is a baby ghost's favorite game to play on Halloween? Peek-a-boo.
What did the child say when they had to choose between their tricycle and candy? Trike or treat.

monicakm · ‎03-16-2010

HA HA HA HA HA! I love a good dad joke. Good one @Winkk

just bee · ‎03-10-2010

What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts?

Dark Swamp Witch in Robe with Warts and Smoking Po... - AI Art

I don't know, but it's not working.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~

just bee · ‎03-10-2010

What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?

Broommates.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~

Shanus · ‎05-17-2010

I went for my haircut a few days ago and at the salon, there were huge skeletons sitting in some of the empty cutting stations. They had on wigs, scarves, etc. Really creepy!!