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[Jamma]

An elderly man. Mr. Wallace, lived in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if anything was wrong.

"Yes Nurse Tracy, My Private Part died today and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she replied, "I'm so sorry Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back in your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't, I told you yesturday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You've gotta love this)

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Jamma