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[Lindsays Grandma]

Thanks to the Reader's Digest...

1.   "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

2.   "Hey, my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?"

3.   "Do you like raisins?  How about a date tonight?"

4.   "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put the 'U' and 'I' together."

5.   "Are you a parking ticket?  Because you've got FINE written all over you."

6.   "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

7.   "Well, here I am.  What are your other two wishes?"

8.   "Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme?  Because Jean Claude Van Damme, you're sexy."

9.   "Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"    

10.   "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

11.   "Know what's on the menu?  Me 'n' 'u'"

12.  " It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

13.   "I was feeling a little off today - but you've turned me on again."

14.   "I'm studying to become a historian.  I'm interested in finding a date."

There's more but you get the drift...

[Tinkrbl44]

Oh boy.  

[Laura14]

I am actually totally okay with #1.  🤣