BEST CORNY JOKES PART 2

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

13. What concert costs 45 cents? Nickleback.

14. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems.

15. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding.

18. I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless

19. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock jokes? He won the no-bell prize

20. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.

21. I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust.

22. I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I I've never looked back since.

23. It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

24. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

SandySparkles · ‎06-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma I chuckled at these corny jokes, but am CRACKING up at #20.😂😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma I chuckled at these corny jokes, but am CRACKING up at #20.😂😂😂

Does #19 have a mistake? was=won? If not, please forgive my confusion.😊

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Sometimes I can't read my own writing but I should have caught it after I posted it. It definitely should have been the word "won" which I have corrected.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam