Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Dad, did you get a haircut?  No, I got them all cut.

2.   How do you get a squirrel to like you?  Act like a nut.

3.   Why don't eggs tell jokes?  They'd crack each other up.

4.   I don't trust stairs.  They're always up to something.

5.   What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

      Nobody knows.

6.   Did you hear the rumor about butter?  Well, I'm not going to spread it!

7.   Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?  It was two tired.

8.   Dad, can you put my shoes on?  No, I don't think they fit me.

9.   Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?  Because then it would be a foot.

10.   The graveyard looks overcrowded.  People must be dying to get in.

11.   Dad, can you put the cat out?  I didn't know it was on fire.

12.   What time did the man go to the dentist?  Tooth 

hurt-y.

[denisemb]

@Lindsays Grandma 

2.   How do you get a squirrel to like you?  Act like a nut.

THAT explains why squirrels follow me! LOL

Thanks, always love your jokes and funnies.

[Lindsays Grandma]

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@denisemb wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma 

2.   How do you get a squirrel to like you?  Act like a nut.

THAT explains why squirrels follow me! LOL

Thanks, always love your jokes and funnies.

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@denisemb ...Okay, now that you said it you have to explain how squirrels follow you.  

[DbinMD]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Corny, yes but too funny!!!

[denisemb]

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@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

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@denisemb wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma 

2.   How do you get a squirrel to like you?  Act like a nut.

THAT explains why squirrels follow me! LOL

Thanks, always love your jokes and funnies.

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@denisemb ...Okay, now that you said it you have to explain how squirrels follow you.  

Because...I'm ALWAYS nuts!! 

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[Texasmouse]

#11 was my favorite.  😊

[KKJ]

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A--mean--oh--acid

[KKJ]

What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.