Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   Can February March?  No, but April May!

2.   How do lawyers say goodbye?  We'll be suing you.

3.   Wanna hear a joke about paper?  Never mind, it's tearable.

4.   Spring is here!  I got so excited I wet my plants.

5.   I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

6.   How does a penguin  build its house?  Igloos it together.

7.   When does a joke become a dad joke?  When it becomes apparent.

8.   Why do bees have sticky hair?  Because they use a honey comb.

9.   What do you call a fake noodle?  An impasta.

10.   I'm so good at sleeping.  I can do it with my eyes closed.

11.   What do you get from a pampered cow?  Spoiled milk.

12.   If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

13.   You know, people say they pick their noses, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

14.   I like telling my dad jokes.  Sometimes he laughs.

[embgm]

.  Thanks for putting a smile on my face! 

[NicksmomESQ]

@Lindsays Grandma  Thanks again!!

[godi]

Thanks for the laughs this morning 🤣❤️☕️