ANOTHER KEEP IT LIGHT NIGHT

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

41. Okay, I just had a talk with myself and things didn't go well. Now I'm grounded.

42. OKAY. I get it, I made mistakes. STOP REMINDING ME.

43. Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to

me about how much we're going to get done today.

44. DEAR KARMA

I have a list of people you missed.

45. I know right from wrong...Wrong is the fun one!!

46 The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

47. In my defense, I was left unsupervised,

48. I'm a multi-tasker procrastinator. I can put off a bunch of stuff all at the same time.

49. I'm not cold hearted. I'm just tired of getting screwed over.

50. Welcome to my mind.

Please fasten your seat belts and keep your arms and

legs in at all times. Don't feed the animals, drink the

water or talk to the voices. Enjoy the ride!!

51. Men say that women should come with instructions.

What's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

52. I'M KIND

(except for those days when, for no apparent reason,

I hate pretty much everyone.)

53. Sometimes even I'm afraid of the things my mind comes up.

54. Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm functioning at full capacity.

55. People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one.

56. I've just been diagnosed with NCD. NO CAN DO!!

57. I will cut people out of my life with no hesitation, no explanation, and no warning if they do phony stuff, or feel they can't be trusted. I'm getting too old to be hanging out with people who don't understand the concept of loyalty.

58. I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there is so much that needs to be said.

59. Some days I'm all outgoing and happy and then the other days I'm just like, "Touch me and you die."

60. They are called "Man Hours" because a woman would have that done in 20 minutes.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam