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10-30-2015 01:36 PM - edited 10-30-2015 06:24 PM
Saw this today...
A man went to the doctor about some medical issues, and the doctor said "Sir, you are going to die."
The patient responded "I don't believe you, I want a second opinion." So the doctor opens the door of his office and whistles.
Immediately, a large black dog walks in, sniffs the patient, barks once, and leaves.
Again, the doctor says "Sir, you are going to die.
"Once more, the patient asks for a second opinion. The doctor then opens the door of his office again and hisses.
Now a kitten walks in, climbs up the patient's leg, looks him in the eye, before meowing and running away.
Once more the doctor says "Sir, you are going to die. Your bill comes to $2,856."
The patient is bewildered and asks "You just told me that I am going to die, what's with the price tag?"
The doctor replies "You're the one who asked for the lab tests and the cat scan."
10-30-2015 01:38 PM
haha!
10-30-2015 01:48 PM
Kept trying to edit it grammatically since I had copied it directly from a site, but to no avail.
At least the gist of it is there!
10-30-2015 01:56 PM
cute!
10-30-2015 02:06 PM
Ah ha, good one!
Now, I was at the vet with my cat and he's a Cat specialist. He did share something I've heard before but didn't pay much attention to at all. Apparently cats have an ability to ACTUALLY know when someone will be passing away soon. Some hold folks home have a resident cat and when the cat visits with patients in a certain way - they pass on.
10-30-2015 02:14 PM
Love it thats my kind of humor.
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