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A GUIDE TO U. S. NEWSPAPERS PART 2

‎06-30-2020 02:39 AM

6.   The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

 

7.   The New York Daily News is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they get a seat on the train.

 

8.   The New York Post is read by people who don't care who runs the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

 

9.   The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it, but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for.  There are occasional exceptions if the leaders happen to be aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as the the party is of their choice.  (couldn't mention name of the party, against the rules.)

 

10.   The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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