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7 MORE FUNNY AND INTERESTING GRADUATION QUOTES

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1.   When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants.  We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants.  That's how bad it was.                   

                                                        Richard Costolo

 

2.   Even if you're on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.                               Will Rogers

 

3.   You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.

                                                        Benjamin Franklin

 

4.   Minds are like parachutes:  They only function when 

open.                                                   Thomas Dewar

 

5.   The only place where success comes before work is in

the dictionary.                                       Vidal Sassoon

 

6.   So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right tack.

                                                               Ed Helms

 

7.   So what's it like in the real world?  Well, the food is better but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

                                                                Bill Watterson

 

                                            

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam