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Honored Contributor
Posts: 11,267
Registered: ‎07-21-2014

HAIRCUTS

Women's version:

Woman 2:
Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 1:
Do you think so? I wasn't sure when he was gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?


Woman 2:
Oh God no! No, it's perfect.
I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.
I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1:
Are you serious? I think your face is adorable.
And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2:
Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1:
Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.
Everything drapes so well on you.
I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are?
If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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Men's version:

Man 2:
Did ya get a haircut?

Man 1:
Yeah
Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. —Helen Keller
Honored Contributor
Posts: 11,267
Registered: ‎07-21-2014

FUNNY RIGHT?? and TRUE??

Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. —Helen Keller
Regular Contributor
Posts: 247
Registered: ‎05-23-2011

That is funny and often times very true. Men can roll out of bed, wash their faces comb their hair, put on clothes grab a bite to eat (sometimes) and go out the door. I do envy them, at times. We put way to many demands upon ourselves. I wonder if men would accept women if we did the same thing as they do as far as appearance goes?