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My Makeup Is Whispering Behind My Back

Before you think I have lost my mind, I haven't just my sense of humor. My makeup is wondering why I am MIA, I hear them talking about me behind my back. My lip glosses and lipsticks haven't seen the light of day in over two months. The foundation sits on a shelf in the bathroom untouched. Blushes and pressed powders are also sitting around wondering what happened. Now the eyeshadows, brow products, and mascara are the lucky ones, they occasionally get an airing out, and get out in the world. One day I hope to reunite with all my makeup friends, for now they'll have to be patient.

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Too clever!!

 

I got lipstick stains on my face mask so I learned my lesson...

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Re: My Makeup Is Whispering Behind My Back

lol, thats funny. i have only put on makeup a few times in the past two months. lipstick i do wear around the house, but sometimes just tinted lip balm. no lipstick or makeup with mask.

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Re: My Makeup Is Whispering Behind My Back

You are so right, and I agree.  Why put on foundation under a mask.  Even chapstick would be a mess under a mask.

Like you I do put on eye makeup if I am going to do more than one stop on a grocery outing.  Otherwise,  why bother. Thanks for the chuckle!

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You gotta watch that makeup bunch.  They can be quite catty!  

I put a full face on today (just to go thru the pharmacy drive-thru 

and WM grocery pickup).  After a final look to make sure everything

was perfect, I shook and spritzed on my UD All Nighter.  What I got

was a face full of what looked like white paint splattered all over my face

and hair AND bathroom cabinets!  Still not sure what went wrong.  Didn't

have time to figure it out.  I've used UD for years but this was their new Ultra

Matte version.  I had it in my bathroom mini fridge but I kept the other UD

in the fridge too.

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@Jordan2 Cute!!!  I can't remember my password number from work!!!!!

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I know!  They all feel betrayed and sad!  Why has she left me? -- they are all saying!!!  Has she found something better and more exciting?  Hardly!  Dumb old face mask!!!!  

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin
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@Jordan2 . I think mine is doing the same thing! Haven't worn makeup in over two months! Just some lip gloss every now and then....I am sure I will be back to it someday soon enough! It has been really nice though to go makeup free for these two months!

 

 

61 YRS OLD, MED GOLDEN BROWN HAIR, MED TAN SKINTONE.......
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Too funny!!Smiley Very Happy

 

 

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@Pink Cleome  

 

Made the same mistake by wearing lip balm.  What a mess!  I kept going underneath and clearing fibers the whole time. ugh

If your face brightens when you meet a friend, you have struck gold. - unknown