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Happy2000twou
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Registered: ‎03-11-2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

‎10-30-2011 03:14 PM

Rules for Halloween for Seniors.

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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

/></span></p> <p class= 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

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8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

/></span></p> </div> <p class= 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.


/></span></p> </div> <p class= 6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.
/></span></p> <p class= 5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.

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3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.


/></span></p> </div> <p class= 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

/></span></p> </div> <p class= And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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