Beauty

[just bee]

So three pigs walk into a bar.  The first pig orders a drink, gulps it down, goes into the bathroom, then leaves the bar.  The second pig orders a drink, gulps it down, goes into the bathroom, then leaves the bar.  The third pig orders a drink, gulps it down, gets up and heads for the exit.

The bartender asks, “Say, aren’t you going to the bathroom first?”

The third little pig says, “No, I’m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home.”

[just bee]

What do you call a bee that’s always complaining?

A grumble bee.

[geezerette]

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@just bee wrote:

So three pigs walk into a bar.  The first pig orders a drink, gulps it down, goes into the bathroom, then leaves the bar.  The second pig orders a drink, gulps it down, goes into the bathroom, then leaves the bar.  The third pig orders a drink, gulps it down, gets up and heads for the exit.

The bartender asks, “Say, aren’t you going to the bathroom first?”

The third little pig says, “No, I’m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home.”

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@just bee

Now that one was LOL funny! 🤣

(Bathroom humor—gets me every time.🤗)