Sorry, don't believe any of your story. I have ordered and used that product, which is great skincare BTW, and when I have needed to delay a shipment have never had a problem....no matter how long I need to postpone it for. I have never had to wait 20 minutes for any customer service rep, in fact I think the most I have waited was 2 minutes before someone helped me, and your profiling of where the customer service rep comes from is inappropriate as well.
Also, don't believe your foolishness about being provided a return label that cannot be tracked. If that was the case, you had every right to call the company and demand a pre-paid label with tracking, and perhaps you would have got someone more helpful than "Ralph"? Even the Q provides tracking on their return labels.
Nothing about your complaint adds up, other than someone who is trying to discredit a skincare line that didn't suit you. I have experienced nothing but gracious and accommodating service from this company... so it seems you had a horrible experience, I have had a positive one, and somewhere in between lies the norm.
ETA: Your statement about "recently" receiving, and then a few weeks later is deceptive... perhaps you don't keep track of time, but their typical mailing schedule is every 90 days, unless otherwise specified. As I mentioned, I am one of their customers and have NEVER had a problem in postponing a shipment. 90 days was plenty of time for you to decide you didn't want it anymore.