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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Adventures in the bikini area..

uuuuuuuuuugh!

Well since my life is aways stranger than fiction.. I am filing this in the 'stuff that only happens to moi' catagory.

Long story short, I had a dreaded ingrown hair. and long story short I thought I had taken care of it..

Even longer story short.. it didn't go away and well I googled. {#emotions_dlg.scared} This was in the upper leg/inner leg fold and near lymph nodes..Did I mention I googled? {#emotions_dlg.blink}

Scary stuff came to my computer screen, like lymphoma scary {#emotions_dlg.crying}

Called my regular Doctor (aka Dr McDreamy!!) and off to see him I go.

He asked whats the matter my dear.. I told him I had a lump in my groin region.. and I googled. He said "OH NO!! Not googling!!" I said "yes.. I googled"..

He and my most favorite nurse took a look. He mentioned I googled.. she also said "OH NO!! NO GOOGLING!!"

Google is eevvvvvvvvvvvvilllllllll sometimes.. very evvvvvvvvvvillllllllllll

Good news.. no lymphoma or any of the other stuff that dang google said it 'could be'.. bad news.. I needed it removed.

Lydicane... it hurts.. but then when the removal no pain {#emotions_dlg.wub} untill it wore off.. {#emotions_dlg.blink} I feel like I have been punched in the hip by Mike Tyson

The moral of the story is.. I am destined to be "Aunt Bunny" and must learn to embrace my hairy self. {#emotions_dlg.crying}

Anyone survive something like this and lived to tell the tale??