Among Friends

[raspberrygal]

[meallen616]

[Shanus]

Many times I've received one that says "Have Another Cookie" or worse....no fortune inside. 

[We rescue cats]

We live in a small rural community and go to the same restaurant 90% of the time so they know....."NO Cookies" and have our called in order noted as such even though we don't mention it! LOL!!!!

[FranandZoe]

I never open mine.

[beach-mom]

My mom once got "Happy New Year from the Chinese Bakers" !  

[DrakesMomma]

We got takeout one evening several years ago.  I was sitting at the table with my son and husband.  My cellphone started ringing.  When I went to get it to answer it I saw it was my son.  I played along and answered it.  He said his fortune was to call his mom.    

[Puzzle Piece]

Had ones that promoted a certain candidate for office.  Not even my county. 

Another time, a girlfiriend had one that said "He who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly hands".  

[LyndaGee]

Years ago, a radio host I listened to claimed he got one that said: "You'll never amount to anything."  Eek!

[raspberrygal]