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[Dinaki]

YOU EVER NOTICE how men always leave the toilet seat up?

[CelticCrafter]

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@Dinaki wrote:

YOU EVER NOTICE how men always leave the toilet seat up?

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None of the men I know...

[ECBG]

Ever notice how the white zin runs out first???

[handygal2]

There's no rain in the forecast, and your car is dirty, so you get it washed. 

Then it rains the next day! 

[Shanus]

When at a buffet (private one like at a party, won't do a public buffet), all the good stuff goes first. I've learned to skip the salad stuff, can have the healthy things at home, and go straight for the Mac 'n Cheese, BBQ and cornbread. 

[DottieBlue]

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@Dinaki wrote:

YOU EVER NOTICE how men always leave the toilet seat up?

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But I hear men complain that women always leave the toilet seat DOWN!

[Mominohio]

....that when you have the time, you never have the money, and when you have the money, you never have the time?