The Bee Hive -- May 2023 Edition - Page 7

just bee · ‎03-10-2010

ducks | White Stone Farm

Q: Why do ducks have feathers?

A: To cover their butt quacks, of course.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~

bikerbabe · ‎03-09-2010

If you think you're having a bad day......

geezerette · ‎03-16-2010

@just bee wrote:
@geezerette wrote:
@bikerbabe wrote:
First up on my news feed:

Arkansas woman pleads not guilty to selling over 20 boxes of stolen human body parts. Sold through Facebook for over $11,000.😬
@bikerbabe

Huh. Not on our local news this morning, although the morning news is always a rehash so I'll be curious to see if it makes the evening news.

Our local story today is the son of a, uh, "politician" in state today for a required in person trial.
@geezerette

Ah, yes. The starving artist.

@just bee

Neither side knows how much money they make, so the circus will continue in July. 🤡

geezerette · ‎03-16-2010

@just bee wrote:
Just got home.

Because I'm all about a healthy lifestyle, BH, WGD and I braved ABQ roads and some sketchy neighborhoods to drive across town to visit Prairie Dog Park (not its official name -- it just has a lot of prairie dogs) and the nearby Chocolate Cartel. One cartel I'm happy to have operating in our city.

If you recall, it's also home to Van Rixel Bros.' gelato. Passed on the sorbet because we like our sugar with lots of fat.

Picked up Stracciatella, Ultra Dark Chocolate, Carrot Cake, Lemon Chiffon, and Garam Masala Spiced Chai.

I can overlook that the label says Garam Marsala. I don't think there's any Marsala in the gelato.

But that would be good, too.

I think the Stracciatella will work well after tonight's linguine and clams.

@just bee

But of course! Is there any other way?

Sounds like you made some good choices. 😋

just bee · ‎03-10-2010

@geezerette wrote:
@just bee wrote:
@geezerette wrote:
@bikerbabe wrote:
First up on my news feed:

Arkansas woman pleads not guilty to selling over 20 boxes of stolen human body parts. Sold through Facebook for over $11,000.😬
@bikerbabe

Huh. Not on our local news this morning, although the morning news is always a rehash so I'll be curious to see if it makes the evening news.

Our local story today is the son of a, uh, "politician" in state today for a required in person trial.
@geezerette

Ah, yes. The starving artist.
@just bee

Neither side knows how much money they make, so the circus will continue in July. 🤡

@geezerette

People with real jobs know exactly how much they make.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~

Lucky Charm · ‎03-09-2010

Geez, I've been yammering to my neighbors that I hear a fox howling during the night and even during the day.

I did read that we have a lot of foxes here. I've seen one in my back yard a while ago.

So my (kind of) elderly neighbor walks her little Min Pin early morning (like dawn) and after dark and I've warned her.

Come to find out, the sound I am hearing is an old golden retriever that howls to go inside. What a horrible sound it makes!

They only let it out for a few minutes to go, and then it must stand at the back door and makes this ungodly sound.

So it's not foxes I hear. And they do make a crazy wicked sound. But no one need not fear, it's not a fox....

Lucky Charm · ‎03-09-2010

I'm a cooking fool tonight. Made chicken caccitore (I call it Kitchen Chacitore) and barbequed drum sticks. Remind me to make some penne in the a.m.

Pour moi, I made a small red skinned potato and am enjoying with some sea salt, cracked pepper and a bit of walnut oil. It's a little snack to keep me from getting into the veggie stix....

I cook my food in a countertop toaster oven, I don't think I've ever used the big oven for something for me. And I don't cook meat in my toaster over. It's kinda like *keeping it kosher* cooking. I'm wierd, I know!