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just bee
Posts: 45,307
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Re: Did you hear?

‎08-13-2023 06:03 AM

@Malcontent 

 

Satan likes his pasta al Dante.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~
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just bee
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Re: Did you hear?

‎08-13-2023 08:38 AM

What pronouns does a bar of chocolate use?  Her/she.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~
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just bee
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Re: Did you hear?

‎08-13-2023 01:42 PM

An explosive monkey is called a baboom.

~My philosophy: Dogs are God's most perfect creatures. Angels, here on Earth, who teach us to be better human beings.~
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qualitygal
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Re: Did you hear?

‎08-13-2023 01:47 PM

LOL  @just bee  there's a lot of groaning going on here and eyeball rolling.  LOL

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kindred cats
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Re: Did you hear?

‎08-13-2023 06:55 PM

Most of them made me LOL and gave me the hiccups!!!  No lie. Cat LOL

 

Love them. Cat Very Happy

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Enufstuff
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Registered: ‎03-12-2010

Re: Did you hear?

‎08-13-2023 10:29 PM

Did your hear about the dyslexic, agnostic,

insomniac?

He stayed up all night contemplating the existence of Dog.

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