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05-30-2017 11:00 AM
I didn't see a "joke" forum so posting it here and hope you get a good chuckle out of it...
For all you romantics out there!
A couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears……..
I love you."
The husband texted back:
“I'm on the toilet. Please advise.”
05-30-2017 11:22 AM
Too CUTE sent to my husband. Love it
05-30-2017 11:49 AM - edited 05-30-2017 11:50 AM
Gross!!
But amusing!
05-30-2017 12:13 PM
We need a Jokes Forum !
Thanks - I did get a chuckle out of it.
My hubby would be the romantic and I would be the I'm on the can, man.
05-30-2017 01:57 PM
Ha!
Her little poem thing was kinda creepy to me, but the joke is hi-larious!
05-30-2017 02:07 PM
I loved it. Thought it was funny!!!
05-30-2017 02:11 PM
Cute joke! I laughed.
05-30-2017 03:54 PM
That's really funny...lol
05-30-2017 04:37 PM
omg, i laughed so hard i started coughing.
thanks for posting!
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