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SAD NEWS :(

spent2much — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 02:06:23 GMT

Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy

The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly.

Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects; including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Capt. Crunch.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and raised in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being flakey at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and his three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough. He and his wife also had one in the oven. He is also survived by his father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Re: SAD NEWS :(

Trinity11 — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 02:26:52 GMT

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😁😂😀😀😀

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KittySoftPaws — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 02:30:06 GMT

So darn cute! Thanks for that, had a good laugh!

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Tinkrbl44 — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 03:38:37 GMT

Thanks .... No matter how often this makes the rounds, it's still as funny as the first time I read it!

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Big Joanie — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 04:06:30 GMT

PRICELESS !!!!

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OKPrincess — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 08:12:00 GMT

We need a good laugh.

I never get tired of this sad news 😁😁

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meallen616 — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:51:54 GMT

@spent2much,

Absolutely love this! I aleady passed it on to several people to make them laugh like I did! Thank you!

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depglass — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 13:56:08 GMT

An oldie but a goodie, this still makes me laugh. Thanks for a good start to my day.