10 "PET" PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

Marp — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 01:16:55 GMT

Worth a laugh or two....for those of us who are/were owned by dogs.

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!...

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU DUMMIE!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves a bow. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Wooo Hoo!! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then being surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth; you're just jealous.

Now lay off on some of these things.
We both know who is boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?

Re: 10 "PET" PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

Lake4 — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 21:17:56 GMT

I love it! Needed a laugh to day, thank you!

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Boomernichols — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 21:23:45 GMT

@Marp My west highland terrier has mastered #3. We walk in a park(or we would in the olden days) and he never missed smelling a light post. It is a standing joke that he checks out the "pee mail." He will be 15 May 4 and I hope we have more walks in us!

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