topic Re: I-Pad-Dyson-Underpants-O MY in Today's Special Value

I-Pad-Dyson-Underpants-O MY

Othereeeen — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 14:55:35 GMT

Where are my heart pills?

A boredom hole in one.

All we need is a mattress, or some overpriced hamburgers from "special cows" or the 10,000th itertation of an air fryer...and the boredom level will reach saturation point.

O well. I see HP computers will monopolize next Sunday...so we all have that to look forward to ( NOT)*

I-pads...Vacuums....Underpants.

O my.

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kaydee50 — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 14:56:54 GMT

It is amazing that with all the thousands of items on the website, this is what they come up with as a "special" value! LOL!!

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Mindy D — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 15:05:41 GMT

THE DYSON TSVs are so commonplace they bore me. Same with mattresses, however, for those looking for a new mattress, I can see the reason for running TSVs on them.

The undies TSV has never been done before and addresses a problem that over 50% of women have or have had. This is a new area for a TSV.

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Kachina624 — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 15:43:10 GMT

@Mindy D The TSV may address the issue 50% of women have but I don't consider walking around all day with wet, smelly pants to be a solution. I consider this product to be laughable and archaic.

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kgbkegma — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 15:51:53 GMT

Those underwear - Sounds like a UTI waiting to happen, and probably quickly!

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Othereeeen — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:14:48 GMT

I heard they wanted today's TSV on Sunday ITKWD... but David V drew the line...

Let's look in at the pre-ITKWD-show strategy meeting....:

David is shown some items for today's show....among them...Mark Charles snips in a set of 12, Cheryl's Cookies, some silicone baking mats, some plastic spurtles, set of two drain stoppers.... and...the TSV.

David looks, stands up, and says firmly, holding up a pair of the TSV for all to see...:

"I absolutely WILL NOT demonstrate, hold up, gush about, promote, or otherwise try to sell these giant baglike peepee underpants on my show.

Lay me off, fire me, but enough is enough....I already have to vacuum, flop on mattresses, and push boring I-pads on my kitchen show...NO WAY am I doing giant underpants for old ladies...."

He slams the door of the meeting room on the way out...

The execs look at each other, momentarily speechless, then one says:

"Let's give it to Rick Domier....he can get excited about ANYTHING!!!! And he can mention that he's 60 years old a hundred times to get buy in!!!!

As a second host with him, let's use.....let's see...Shawn? Rachel?.....

JANE!!! She'll sell a million of them!!!"

And so the die is cast.

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kindred cats — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:17:04 GMT

Looks like the crotch is too narrow too. Lots of problems with these IMHO. I would never ever wear them. If you have a problem of leakage, just wear a thin pad made for it. Seems like that would be a better choice so it could be changed out ASAP.

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kindred cats — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:19:49 GMT

@Othereeeen ..... Love the visual you created....what a scream!

JT needs them for her next marathon.

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haddon9 — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:20:52 GMT

Your thread title gave me a laugh! So very true and yes ....boring!

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Mz iMac — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:42:56 GMT

@Othereeeen

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Kachina624 — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:43:53 GMT

@Othereeeen lol, Your imagination is working overtime but you nailed it!

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Kachina624 — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:47:47 GMT

Why do they never mention or sell incontinence products for men?

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Othereeeen — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:48:44 GMT

@Kachina624 wrote:
@Othereeeen lol, Your imagination is working overtime but you nailed it!

Thanks....!

The best part about writing this stuff is hearing the voices of the hosts mentioned in my head as I write it....along with thier mannerisms...

And for all the folks here who also know the hosts I mentioned, they can "hear" those voices too!!

I watch TOO MUCH QVC!!!

But...until the "news" channels are removed from the airwaves, it's all I got!!!

that and crime shows and reruns of Law and Order!!!

I love the vacuous and banal banter of the basic QVC host...there's just SO much to work with!!!!

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RescueLover — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 16:58:07 GMT

@Othereeeen That was GREAT!!! Thank You!! 😂🤣😅

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mspatmac — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 17:20:55 GMT

I agree that unless you are in need or interested they get long and boring. I don't need a mattress so don't watch, Will need a new vacuum and want light and cordless one soon so watched the Dyson for research and once I realized it was not the latest model, moved on,

As far as the TSV I can't comment as I haven't experienced it. However I do know young women that tried the original pantie's that came out more then a year ago and are heavily advertised on TV.

Depending on their need some are thrilled and others they didn't work for. It's a personal product so IMO it has to be experienced before making a judgement. So many options for woman today

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maximillian — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 17:39:43 GMT

@Othereeeen

Your writing is excellent! As I read your scenario, I could visualize the entire meeting in my mind. You should be a screenwriter!

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SeaMaiden — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 17:41:11 GMT

Why don't they sell diapers for men....many men buy and wear these as they have "issues" just like women with wetting their pants. .

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Anne2022 — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 19:53:58 GMT

In earnest, what would you rather them offer?

Specifically.

If QVC were your channel, what would you broadcast?

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smoochy — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 19:53:26 GMT

Welp. All of the feminists who advocated for, protested for, b*tched about there not being support for, "womens issues" have gotten their wish. This particular embarrassing issue is now spotlighted for all to see, and the same problem for men is hush hush 🤫
Talk about empowerment- this is whatcha got.

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beach-mom — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 19:59:08 GMT

@Othereeeen wrote:
I heard they wanted today's TSV on Sunday ITKWD... but David V drew the line...

Let's look in at the pre-ITKWD-show strategy meeting....:

David is shown some items for today's show....among them...Mark Charles snips in a set of 12, Cheryl's Cookies, some silicone baking mats, some plastic spurtles, set of two drain stoppers.... and...the TSV.

David looks, stands up, and says firmly, holding up a pair of the TSV for all to see...:

"I absolutely WILL NOT demonstrate, hold up, gush about, promote, or otherwise try to sell these giant baglike peepee underpants on my show.

Lay me off, fire me, but enough is enough....I already have to vacuum, flop on mattresses, and push boring I-pads on my kitchen show...NO WAY am I doing giant underpants for old ladies...."

He slams the door of the meeting room on the way out...

The execs look at each other, momentarily speechless, then one says:

"Let's give it to Rick Domier....he can get excited about ANYTHING!!!! And he can mention that he's 60 years old a hundred times to get buy in!!!!

As a second host with him, let's use.....let's see...Shawn? Rachel?.....

JANE!!! She'll sell a million of them!!!"

And so the die is cast.

@Othereeeen - This is priceless! LOL!