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QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

vicki is ok — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 22:07:42 GMT

I think I first wrote this 5 years ago at least, as some of the items mentioned haven't been around awhile, but I still like to post it on Christmas Eve every year.

Twas the night before Christmas
as I looked in my room
and saw all the boxes
brought to me by Sam Boone

Now Sam was a nice guy
who worked for UPS
and a path to my door
he had made in distress

Everyday he would trudge
through the snow to my porch
sometimes late at night
while carrying a torch

With apples and lip gloss
and cheesecakes aplenty
a few lava keychains
and cocoa so minty

A teapot that flowered
a few good men that smelled nice
a blanket with sleeves
and a pot to cook rice

A twisty type towel that
kept hair off my neck
and spikes for my shoes
for the ice I would trek

A prime rib roast
on my table to stand
and cashmere gloves
to encase my hands

So many boxes
right up to my knees
but at a dollar a day
how bad could it be

And soon I'll lie down
on my down filled bed
and have visions of bills
that soon I will dread

And Sam I am sure
is resting tonight
as he thinks of my house
with utter delight

That no longer will he
have to see my face
carry a box to the porch
and put it in place

So as I start wrapping
by the dining room light
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a Good Night!!!!

Blessings to All

Vicki

Re: QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

LTT1 — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 22:14:02 GMT

@vicki is ok... very clever! Have a nice "Eve" and "Day!"

Re: QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

Preds — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 22:28:16 GMT

The Q is Scrooge, we all know that by now. Give them a break, they try to make it some how.

If you are late ordering your stuff why feel the need to give them such gruff?

Order early and stuff it somewhere. Christmas arrives and you won't have a care.

Make sure you have all your tags and bows and you'll discover that it's a much easier go.

Merry Christmas to you and ...

Merry Christmas to our Q.

Re: QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

colliegirls — Fri, 25 Dec 2015 00:10:40 GMT

Love it, Vickisok!!

Re: QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

dooBdoo — Fri, 25 Dec 2015 03:33:01 GMT

How cute, @vicki is ok!

Thanks for sharing that with us, and Merry Christmas!

Re: QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

Bestdressed — Fri, 25 Dec 2015 03:54:37 GMT

@vicki is ok ... Love your poem... Thanks for sharing!

Re: QVC ode to Twas the Night Before Christmas

bebe777 — Fri, 25 Dec 2015 05:14:49 GMT