topic Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop...... in Community Chat

What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Big Sister — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:32:43 GMT

I have two suggestions

l. Kegel exercises

2. Say a Hail Mary

and your suggestions. LOL

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Preds — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:37:25 GMT

Clean my ears out.

Cut my toenails.

Get dressed.

Get undressed.

Plan the next meal.

Pet the dog.

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

luv-the-Q — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:37:51 GMT

Bwahahahahaha! That is hilarious! Well, I just go and get another adult beverage.

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

luv-the-Q — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:45:21 GMT

@Preds

I cannot stop laughing! You win the funniest post EVER! Thank you!

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Bird mama — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:54:32 GMT

Throw a load of wash in the machine

Fold some laundry

Make a cup of coffe

You know, I never really appreciated how darn aggravating it was until I bought a tablet and used it occasionally for posting.

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

luv-the-Q — Sat, 21 Nov 2015 23:58:50 GMT

@Bird mama

Lawsy, Lawsy Mercy. I will never quit laughing!

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

luv-the-Q — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:00:40 GMT

@Big Sister

Thank you for starting this thread! 😃

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Snowpuppy — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:01:05 GMT

Read War & Peace, then the Gettysburg Address

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Bird mama — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:02:39 GMT

@Snowpuppy

I almost said, crochet a doily, lol.

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

tedEbear — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:09:15 GMT

SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!--------tedEbear

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Preds — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:11:21 GMT

@tedEbear wrote:
SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!--------tedEbear

You have to wait for jumping to do that?

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Bird mama — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:14:04 GMT

This morning I was up before the sun to post on the early AM Style thread in the fashion forum. Being the considerate birdmama and not wanting to wake my birds upstairs, I fired up the tablet. I posted something and the screen looked like it wasn't going anywhere, the cursor kept going over to Message Tabs. So I'm fighting the site and releasing some curse words into the atmosphere only to realize that I had posted multiple times.

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Annabellethecat66 — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:29:17 GMT

My answer to everything, I eat something!

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Winkk — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:29:47 GMT

I get impatient and try to click on the topic I want to read and just as I do that the page jumps and I end up hitting the wrong topic. Then I have to start all over again and it takes twice as long. Ugh!

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

lolakimono — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:33:15 GMT

In no particular order-

bikini wax

file your tax return

scoop the litterbox

tap a tree and wait for maple syrup

do the electric slide

dust a ceiling fan

kill a spider

color your hair

bake cookies

read all the Harry Potter books

pick up a few fares on Uber

comb the fringe on a suede jacket or purse

make popsicles and wait for them to freeze

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

lolakimono — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:43:41 GMT

crack an argan nut and make your own oil

Peanutize yourself

spray Poopourri for the next person

calculate the number of days it takes to pay a dollar a day for the item on air

floss

learn how to tie an Obi belt

sew a layer of chiffon onto something from your closet

do a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle

watch an infomercial

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Citrine1 — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:53:55 GMT

@lolakimono Your suggestions are hysterical! I don't know why, but I was especially tickled by "do the electric slide". hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

luv-the-Q — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:54:53 GMT

@lolakimono

OMGosh! You are killing me! I will never be able to go to sleep tonite from laughing so hard. Tomorrow when I go to the store for Thanksgiving supplies I'll be in the vegetable isle laughing out loud thinking about your post and people will be looking at me thinking maybe they should call someone. What the heck? I need another adult beverage.

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

missy1 — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:58:05 GMT

recharge the batteries

run laps in the house

Re: What to do when you're waiting for the page jumping to stop......

Kachina624 — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 01:40:59 GMT

Recite the names of the state capitols.

Make a grocery list.

Feed the dogs.

File fingernails.