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If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Marmalade_1 — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:35:25 GMT

What should you do?

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Tinkrbl44 — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:36:59 GMT

Uh, where did this happen to you?

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raven-blackbird — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:37:50 GMT

honk their noses and run for the hills??????????????.................................raven

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SuesCat — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:40:01 GMT

WAKE UP and try to bring your heart rate down!!! (If this happens often to you, seek professional help!)

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deepwaterdotter — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:40:26 GMT

Commandeer their tiny car and speed off?

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OC FRESH — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:41:24 GMT

You guys are so funny !!!!

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SuesCat — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:42:46 GMT

On 3/2/2015 deepwaterdotter said:
Commandeer their tiny car and speed off?

Re: If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Dam Yankee — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:43:27 GMT

Load flaming circus peanuts into a slingshot and fire away. Two reasons... Circus peanuts are the most vile candy ever invented and melting marshmallows hurt.

Necco wafers might actually be more vile than circus peanuts, but they don't catch fire very well.

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MickD — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:45:05 GMT

Grab the pink elephant in the room to help you out....

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OC FRESH — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:48:47 GMT

Are they killer clowns or regular clowns?

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wildcherry — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:50:07 GMT

I'd make a funny. All the world loves a clown, a mob, even better!

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melfie — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:55:15 GMT

Tell them you're an amateur mime and invite them to watch you rehearse.

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raven-blackbird — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:55:55 GMT

tell them their shoe laces are untied........................................raven

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Mothertrucker — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:56:27 GMT

Oh CLOWNS..I thought you said CLONES!

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raven-blackbird — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:58:03 GMT

On 3/2/2015 Mothertrucker said:
Oh CLOWNS..I thought you said CLONES!

well that would be just silly................almost like chasing your shadow...........but on the other hand it would be easy to get lost in the crowd ................................raven

Re: If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Lucky Charm — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 04:59:29 GMT

On 3/2/2015 Mothertrucker said:
Oh CLOWNS..I thought you said CLONES!

Hey now! CLONES ARE PEOPLE TWO!

Re: If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Marianne1 — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 05:01:57 GMT

I was.

True story.

Mummer's Parade when I was a kid.

They grabbed me and took me with them down the parade. I was 5.

Haven't liked the Mummer's Parade since, lol.

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Dam Yankee — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 05:03:44 GMT

On 3/2/2015 Complicated said:
I was.

True story.

Mummer's Parade when I was a kid.

They grabbed me and took me with them down the parade. I was 5.

Haven't liked the Mummer's Parade since, lol.

Obviously, you won. So, what did you do? Were any of us close? lol

Re: If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Marmalade_1 — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 05:07:29 GMT

No no no! You should go for the juggler!

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cody2 — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 05:08:13 GMT

There used to be a poster here that was terrified of clowns. I can't remember her name now but I guess that is more common then I thought.