topic Feline Physics Laws in Community Chat https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Feline-Physics-Laws/m-p/129020#M55801 <P><STRONG>Law of Cat Inertia<BR /> <BR /></STRONG> A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Motion</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Magnetism</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Thermodynamics</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Stretching</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Sleeping</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Elongation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Obstruction</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Acceleration</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Dinner Table Attendance</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Rug Configuration</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Obedience Resistance</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>First Law of Energy Conservation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Second Law of Energy Conservation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Refrigerator Observation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Electric Blanket Attraction</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Random Comfort Seeking</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Bag/Box Occupancy</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Embarrassment</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Milk Consumption</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Furniture Replacement</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Landing</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Fluid Displacement</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Disinterest</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Pill Rejection</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Composition</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.<BR /> <BR /></P> Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:39:22 GMT Lilith_ 2011-11-12T01:39:22Z Feline Physics Laws https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Feline-Physics-Laws/m-p/129020#M55801 <P><STRONG>Law of Cat Inertia<BR /> <BR /></STRONG> A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Motion</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Magnetism</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Thermodynamics</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Stretching</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Sleeping</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Elongation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Obstruction</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Acceleration</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Dinner Table Attendance</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Rug Configuration</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Obedience Resistance</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>First Law of Energy Conservation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Second Law of Energy Conservation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Refrigerator Observation</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Electric Blanket Attraction</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Random Comfort Seeking</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Bag/Box Occupancy</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Embarrassment</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Milk Consumption</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Furniture Replacement</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Landing</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Fluid Displacement</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Disinterest</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Pill Rejection</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.<BR /> <BR /> <STRONG>Law of Cat Composition</STRONG><BR /> <BR /> A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.<BR /> <BR /></P> Sat, 12 Nov 2011 01:39:22 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Feline-Physics-Laws/m-p/129020#M55801 Lilith_ 2011-11-12T01:39:22Z