https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Jokes/m-p/95177#M47488 <P>Todays paper I saw this--</P> <P>I have a weight problem and now I know why. It's my shampoo!</P> <P>When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs all over me. And I just noticed that the label on the shampoo bottle carries this direct warning: '' FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.'</P> <P>Well I'm going to throw the shampoo away.</P> <P>I'm going to start using dish detergent. I just checked the bottle and the label says,</P> <P>'' DISSOLVES HARD TO REMOVE FAT AND OTHER SOLIDS.''</P> <P>Problem solved!</P> <P>Don't bother to call for awhile. I'll be in the shower.</P> Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:30:56 GMT halfpint1 2011-07-10T22:30:56Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Jokes/m-p/95177#M47488 <P>Todays paper I saw this--</P> <P>I have a weight problem and now I know why. It's my shampoo!</P> <P>When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs all over me. And I just noticed that the label on the shampoo bottle carries this direct warning: '' FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.'</P> <P>Well I'm going to throw the shampoo away.</P> <P>I'm going to start using dish detergent. I just checked the bottle and the label says,</P> <P>'' DISSOLVES HARD TO REMOVE FAT AND OTHER SOLIDS.''</P> <P>Problem solved!</P> <P>Don't bother to call for awhile. I'll be in the shower.</P> Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:30:56 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Jokes/m-p/95177#M47488 halfpint1 2011-07-10T22:30:56Z