https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Joke/m-p/85460#M45026 <P><SPAN style="color: #ff0000; font-size: medium;">At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.<BR /> <BR /> "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.<BR /> <BR /> "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee."<BR /> <BR /> "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.<BR /> <BR /> "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"<BR /> <BR /> "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"<BR /> <BR /> said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.<BR /> <BR /> "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.<BR /> <BR /> " I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.<BR /> <BR /> " I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.<BR /> <BR /> The others nodded in agreement.<BR /> <BR /> "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully "and<BR /> <BR /> thank God we can all still drive".<BR /> <BR /> <BR /></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN style="font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000; font-size: medium;"> </SPAN></P> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:32:47 GMT Lesa 2011-06-06T18:32:47Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Joke/m-p/85460#M45026 <P><SPAN style="color: #ff0000; font-size: medium;">At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.<BR /> <BR /> "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.<BR /> <BR /> "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee."<BR /> <BR /> "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.<BR /> <BR /> "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"<BR /> <BR /> "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"<BR /> <BR /> said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.<BR /> <BR /> "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.<BR /> <BR /> " I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.<BR /> <BR /> " I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.<BR /> <BR /> The others nodded in agreement.<BR /> <BR /> "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully "and<BR /> <BR /> thank God we can all still drive".<BR /> <BR /> <BR /></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN style="font-family: Arial; color: #ff0000; font-size: medium;"> </SPAN></P> Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:32:47 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Joke/m-p/85460#M45026 Lesa 2011-06-06T18:32:47Z