https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Cat-Haiku/m-p/77627#M42406 <P>For those who may not have read any of these and for the remainder who have seemnthem previously, a wonderful expression of our kitties' behavior. These are just a few of many.</P> <P>Terrible battle.</P> <P>I fought for hours. Come and See!</P> <P>What's toilet paper?</P> <P> </P> <P>You never feed me.</P> <P>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.</P> <P>That will sure show you.</P> <P> </P> <P>You must scratch me there!</P> <P>Yes, above my tail! Behold,</P> <P>Elevator but!</P> <P> </P> <P>In deep sleep hear sound</P> <P>Cat vomit hairball somewhere</P> <P>Will find in morning.</P> <P> </P> <P>I want to be close</P> <P>To you. Can I fit my head</P> <P>Inside your armp!t?</P> <P> </P> <P>We're almost equals</P> <P>I purr to show I love you</P> <P>Want to smell my but!?</P> Wed, 11 May 2011 17:06:52 GMT sfnative 2011-05-11T17:06:52Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Cat-Haiku/m-p/77627#M42406 <P>For those who may not have read any of these and for the remainder who have seemnthem previously, a wonderful expression of our kitties' behavior. These are just a few of many.</P> <P>Terrible battle.</P> <P>I fought for hours. Come and See!</P> <P>What's toilet paper?</P> <P> </P> <P>You never feed me.</P> <P>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.</P> <P>That will sure show you.</P> <P> </P> <P>You must scratch me there!</P> <P>Yes, above my tail! Behold,</P> <P>Elevator but!</P> <P> </P> <P>In deep sleep hear sound</P> <P>Cat vomit hairball somewhere</P> <P>Will find in morning.</P> <P> </P> <P>I want to be close</P> <P>To you. Can I fit my head</P> <P>Inside your armp!t?</P> <P> </P> <P>We're almost equals</P> <P>I purr to show I love you</P> <P>Want to smell my but!?</P> Wed, 11 May 2011 17:06:52 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Cat-Haiku/m-p/77627#M42406 sfnative 2011-05-11T17:06:52Z