https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Top-10-Peeves-Dogs-Have-With-Humans-Sorry-if-it-was-already/m-p/74222#M41422 <P><STRONG>Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans<BR /> <BR /> <BR /></STRONG>1. Blaming your gas on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!<BR /> <BR /> 2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!<BR /> <BR /> 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?<BR /> <BR /> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!<BR /> <BR /> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.<BR /> <BR /> 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.<BR /> <BR /> 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!<BR /> <BR /> 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.</P> <P><BR /> <BR /> 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?<BR /> <BR /> 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.<BR /> <BR /></P> Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:07:22 GMT PIT-HAG Melissa 2011-04-28T23:07:22Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Top-10-Peeves-Dogs-Have-With-Humans-Sorry-if-it-was-already/m-p/74222#M41422 <P><STRONG>Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans<BR /> <BR /> <BR /></STRONG>1. Blaming your gas on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!<BR /> <BR /> 2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!<BR /> <BR /> 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?<BR /> <BR /> 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!<BR /> <BR /> 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.<BR /> <BR /> 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.<BR /> <BR /> 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!<BR /> <BR /> 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.</P> <P><BR /> <BR /> 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?<BR /> <BR /> 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.<BR /> <BR /></P> Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:07:22 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Top-10-Peeves-Dogs-Have-With-Humans-Sorry-if-it-was-already/m-p/74222#M41422 PIT-HAG Melissa 2011-04-28T23:07:22Z