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    <title>topic Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider in Community Chat</title>
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    <description>&lt;P&gt;This story cracked me up because there is one of those Facebook memes that goes around that shows some girl saying ""well the house is destroyed but I got the spider!""&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:21:18 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>scotttie</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:21:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065137#M396820</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;A rel="nofollow" href="http://news.msn.com/offbeat/man-using-blowtorch-to-kill-spider-started-fire" target="_blank"&gt; http://news.msn.com/offbeat/man-using-blowtorch-to-kill-spider-started-fire&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 04:55:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>scotttie</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T04:55:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065141#M396822</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Idiot.  I hope the spider survived.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:11:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065141#M396822</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cakers1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:11:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065146#M396824</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;OMGosh, was this an insurance scam? I'd like to think so because the alternative is that there is actually someone in this world that stupid&lt;IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/scared.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.scared}" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:20:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>betteb</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:20:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065151#M396826</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;This story cracked me up because there is one of those Facebook memes that goes around that shows some girl saying ""well the house is destroyed but I got the spider!""&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:21:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065151#M396826</guid>
      <dc:creator>scotttie</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:21:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065155#M396827</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;SPAN class="" quote_author=""&gt;On 7/16/2014 &lt;STRONG&gt;Cakers1&lt;/STRONG&gt; said:&lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;P&gt;Idiot. I hope the spider survived.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; That's funny!&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:26:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065155#M396827</guid>
      <dc:creator>Nancy Drew</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:26:44Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065160#M396829</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;You know, it's like idiots who slam on their brakes because somebody is following too closely behind them.  So they get rammed, fly through the windshield - but hey, they showed that tailgaiter!!! &lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:33:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065160#M396829</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cakers1</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:33:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065167#M396832</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Yikes!  I'm freaked out by spiders but I never resorted to using fire.&lt;IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/scared.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.scared}" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;The fire department spokesman in the article is a master of the understatement&lt;IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/laugh.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.laugh}" /&gt;: &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"I don't want to encourage people to do this, but that's what he did... There are safer, more effective ways to kill spider than using fire," Moore said. "Fire is not the method to use to kill a spider." As for the spider, Moore said: "I'm pretty sure the spider did not survive this fire."&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:46:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065167#M396832</guid>
      <dc:creator>dooBdoo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:46:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065172#M396834</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;SPAN class="quote_author"&gt;On 7/16/2014 &lt;STRONG&gt;scotttie&lt;/STRONG&gt; said:&lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;P&gt;This story cracked me up because there is one of those Facebook memes that goes around that shows some girl saying "well the house is destroyed but I got the spider!"&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;I've seen that meme, &lt;EM&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Scottie&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;!  I recently shared it, along with the one that says, "Spider web:  Appears in your face from out of nowhere, instantly makes you a master of karate."&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 05:48:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>dooBdoo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T05:48:48Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065177#M396836</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Wonder if this would be a good way to clean the house too?&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 06:27:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065177#M396836</guid>
      <dc:creator>toodles11</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T06:27:36Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065182#M396838</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;It wouldn't have been so funny had it caught the houses on either side of him on fire!!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 16:00:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Lipstickdiva</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T16:00:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065187#M396840</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;SPAN class="quote_author"&gt;On 7/16/2014 &lt;STRONG&gt;dooBdoo&lt;/STRONG&gt; said:&lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;SPAN class="quote_author"&gt;On 7/16/2014 &lt;STRONG&gt;scotttie&lt;/STRONG&gt; said:&lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;P&gt;This story cracked me up because there is one of those Facebook memes that goes around that shows some girl saying "well the house is destroyed but I got the spider!"&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;I've seen that meme, &lt;EM&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Scottie&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;! I recently shared it, along with the one that says, "Spider web: Appears in your face from out of nowhere, instantly makes you a master of karate."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; Yeah, I laugh so hard at those spider ones because I am phobic about spiders and so they crack me up.  I enjoyed your description of the "master of karate"  so true!!!&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;I saw one recently ....let me see if I can describe it.  There is this ugly little spider sort of huddling in a corner and he is "saying"  "...hello...I...am sitting here in your house...I hope you don't mind....I will...be no trouble....and..perhaps.....OUCH!  OH YOU (&lt;EM&gt;FEMALE DOG)! &lt;/EM&gt; dID YOU JUST SPRAY ME WITH PLEDGE?????&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/laugh.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.laugh}" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 16:11:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>scotttie</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T16:11:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: You know the joke on facebook about the burning the house down to kill the spider</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/You-know-the-joke-on-facebook-about-the-burning-the-house-down/m-p/1065192#M396842</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;SPAN class="" quote_author=""&gt;On 7/16/2014 &lt;STRONG&gt;toodles11&lt;/STRONG&gt; said:&lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;P&gt;Wonder if this would be a good way to clean the house too?&lt;/P&gt; &lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt; &lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2014 16:11:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>scotttie</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-07-17T16:11:34Z</dc:date>
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