https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903477#M353510 <P><SPAN style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16.639999389648438px;"> A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16.639999389648438px;"> <IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/laugh.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.laugh}" /></SPAN></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 19:50:27 GMT Yuban3 2014-05-25T19:50:27Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903477#M353510 <P><SPAN style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16.639999389648438px;"> A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16.639999389648438px;"> <IMG src="http://community.qvc.com/DesktopModules/ExactTarget/Controls/TextEditor/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/img/laugh.gif" alt="{#emotions_dlg.laugh}" /></SPAN></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 19:50:27 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903477#M353510 Yuban3 2014-05-25T19:50:27Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903482#M353513 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 19:54:32 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903482#M353513 lolakimono 2014-05-25T19:54:32Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903487#M353516 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 19:56:43 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903487#M353516 Pqfan 2014-05-25T19:56:43Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903492#M353519 <P>Love it! Thanks; we're painting this weekend and I need one.</P> Sun, 25 May 2014 20:04:48 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903492#M353519 HisElk 2014-05-25T20:04:48Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903497#M353522 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 20:33:47 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903497#M353522 brewhaha 2014-05-25T20:33:47Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903502#M353525 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> <P>mm</P> Sun, 25 May 2014 20:47:03 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903502#M353525 Mama Mia 2014-05-25T20:47:03Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903507#M353528 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 21:03:48 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903507#M353528 betteb 2014-05-25T21:03:48Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903512#M353531 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 21:34:56 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903512#M353531 pattypeep 2014-05-25T21:34:56Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903517#M353534 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /> <IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /> <IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /> <IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Sun, 25 May 2014 23:34:28 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903517#M353534 littleblueparakeet 2014-05-25T23:34:28Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903522#M353537 So funny! Thanks for sharing. Sun, 25 May 2014 23:45:28 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903522#M353537 ~moxie~ 2014-05-25T23:45:28Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903527#M353540 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Mon, 26 May 2014 00:28:24 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903527#M353540 Sunarrow685 2014-05-26T00:28:24Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903532#M353543 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> Mon, 26 May 2014 00:59:19 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903532#M353543 scotttie 2014-05-26T00:59:19Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903537#M353546 <P><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /> I love it! <IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /></P> <P> </P> Mon, 26 May 2014 02:05:39 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903537#M353546 Me And My Shadow 2014-05-26T02:05:39Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903541#M353548 <P>Funny!<IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /><IMG src="https://community.qvc.com/" /> Thanks for posting!</P> Mon, 26 May 2014 05:09:18 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903541#M353548 mewsmomtoo 2014-05-26T05:09:18Z https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903546#M353551 YESSS!!!! Mon, 26 May 2014 05:17:06 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Funny-Joke/m-p/903546#M353551 sylviahomeatlast 2014-05-26T05:17:06Z