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KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

tends2dogs — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 14:49:13 GMT

I visit my nephew, in his 50's, in an assisted care facility on Sunday afternoons. He had a stroke a few years ago after having coronary bipass surgery. It left him paralyzed on his left side. However, it did not take away his sense of humor!

He loves a good joke and sharing them with all that come in his room.

I would love to have a few new ones to share with him.

Anyone have a good one? Thanks so much!

Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

smoochy — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 14:54:45 GMT

what did the fish say when it hit its head?

-Dam

*Doctor I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. What's wrong with me?
*I think you have Tom Jones syndrome

*oh no is that common?
* It's Not Unusual

😉🤣😊

Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

just bee — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 15:03:31 GMT

Here goes...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

HIPAA.

HIPAA who?

I can't tell you.

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San Antonio Gal — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 15:24:55 GMT

@just bee - lol.

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lgfan — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 15:44:38 GMT

What gets wet as it dries?

A towel

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tends2dogs — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 16:44:56 GMT

Thanks to those that posted. I will tell them to him this afternoon.

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Happy2BHere — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 17:01:30 GMT

"Knock knock

Who's there?

Hatch

Hatch who

Gesundheit!"

"Knock knock

Who’s there?
Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!"

"Knock Knock

Who's there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind...it's pointless"

One oldie for Halloween:

Why can't witches have children?

Because their husbands have Holloweenies!

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50Mickey — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 17:09:08 GMT

He's too young to get this probably but I can remember my grandfather telling this joke. He died in 1958 and I don't know why I still remember this.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eisenhower

Eisenhower who?

I's an hour late for lunch.

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SoCal Bred — Sun, 25 Aug 2024 21:14:18 GMT

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Dewey

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?

(just kidding)😁

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songbird — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 00:32:17 GMT

I just know one liners

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?

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GoneButNotForgotten — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 15:17:27 GMT

"She was only a bus driver's daughter but she told him where to get off"

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SoCal Bred — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 17:59:46 GMT

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Adore

Adore who?

Adore is between us, so please open up.

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Cakers3 — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 23:24:02 GMT

1. Sam's father has three sons. Snap, crackle and who is the third?🤔

Ans: Sam

2. How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?🤔

Ans: None, it’s a hole.

3. Jane has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Jane have?🤔

Ans: Five—each daughter has the same brother.

4. A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?🤔

Ans: His horse is named Friday.

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lgfan — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 23:06:30 GMT

Why did Johnny want to become an astronaut?

Because he took up space in school.

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Cakers3 — Wed, 28 Aug 2024 20:02:37 GMT

1. You walk across a bridge and you see a boat full of people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? 🤔

Ans: All the people on the boat are married.

2. Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat. Everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?🤔

Ans: They were a grandmother, mother, and daughter.

3. A man left home running. He ran away and then turned left, ran the same distance, and turned left again, ran the same distance, and turned left again. When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they?🤔

Ans: The umpire and the catcher.

4. You are driving a bus. At the first stop, two women get on. At the second stop, three men get on, and one woman gets off. At the third stop, three kids and their mom get on, and a man gets off. The bus is grey, and it is raining outside. What color is the bus driver’s hair?🤔

Ans: The color of your hair. YOU are the driver!!

Re: KNOW ANY GOOD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES OR RIDDLES?

qvcfreak — Tue, 27 Aug 2024 01:14:51 GMT

Not a knock knock joke but I heard this one today and thought it was funny

what do you call sad coffee

DEPRESSO

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Judaline — Tue, 27 Aug 2024 13:32:18 GMT

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

(He wanted to win the No-bell prize).

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Judaline — Tue, 27 Aug 2024 13:45:34 GMT

Knock Knock-

Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

If you're gonna cry, I'm not gonna tell ya.

Favorite book titles:

Under the Grandstand

by Seymour Butts

Sooo many more but my mind's a blank.

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cookinfreak — Tue, 27 Aug 2024 13:51:58 GMT

Here goes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Amos

Amos who?

Amos-quito

cookin

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Cakers3 — Wed, 28 Aug 2024 13:44:30 GMT

@Judaline Hahaha. I remember Seymour Butts in an episode of The Simpsons.🤣. I think Bart prank called Moe's if I remember correctly.