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Wisdom

pinkskates4 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:15:30 GMT

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

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croemer — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:16:19 GMT

Ron White is hilarious.

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Preds — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:17:16 GMT

So is Bill and Lily.

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MomOf4 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:17:41 GMT

Love Bill Cosby's quote!!

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pinkskates4 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:20:55 GMT

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

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scotttie — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:21:09 GMT

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MOONRISER — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:24:23 GMT

These are great!

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pinkskates4 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:28:23 GMT

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Henny Youngman

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pinkskates4 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:59:06 GMT

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Lawrence J. Peter

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams