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Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

Kachina624 — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 19:47:47 GMT

Here's A fun solution.

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

lgfan — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 20:49:02 GMT

I may do that with my trash.

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

JoyFilled Warrior — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 20:02:06 GMT

@Kachina624

GREAT Idea (& pic!)

My (covered) front porch has a bunch of (some Amazon) boxes on it, ready for carting to the garage.

If an Amazon Pirate wants to steal an Amazon box of mine, GOOD LUCK!

Eenie meenie miney mo!

(The trouble is, the span of ages of School Youth wait at, near my Porch, for their bus, every day, in case they wanted to see a "new pkg." So I try to bring new pkgs in fast, during the day & night)

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

Love my grandkids — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 21:20:30 GMT

@Kachina624 Lots of people on my local next door page and the FB page for my city do this!

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

Chessa35 — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 20:51:46 GMT

love that idea ! I guess I'll be asking my neighbors with cats for there used litter ! Lol !

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

SharkE — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 20:54:13 GMT

Woman on my next door neighbor group said she put her used feminine hygeine materials in there.

That should teach them or nothing will.

EWWWW !!!!

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

JoyFilled Warrior — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 20:58:02 GMT

@Chessa35 wrote:
love that idea ! I guess I'll be asking my neighbors with cats for there used litter ! Lol !

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@Chessa35

ewwww!

GOOD ONE!!

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

vermint — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 21:07:56 GMT

@SharkE wrote:
Woman on my next door neighbor group said she put her used feminine hygeine materials in there.

That should teach them or nothing will.

EWWWW !!!!

Not exactly the same...but years ago I worked in a large office--mostly women, but a few men. One man would look into any bag or box on someone's desk, without permission. Finally, one of the ladies filled a bag with UN-USED feminine products and left it on her desk. Yep, he opened the bag and the look on his face was priceless! He never, ever did that again.

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

Boomernichols — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 21:38:32 GMT

@Kachina624 Serves them right! FUNNY!!!!!

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

OKPrincess — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 22:39:08 GMT

Great idea!!

Re: Got a Porch Pirate Problem?

Another new name Sue — Fri, 24 Feb 2023 02:20:21 GMT

While it may be satisfying to prank a porch pirate, I would not recommend it as there could be some vandalism as retaliation. Egging or TPing the house could be the least of it. Just get your packages inside or have them shipped to a local package center, neighbor if possible.