topic A Cat's Christmas in Community Chat https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-Cat-s-Christmas/m-p/5327#M1921 <P>This poem was on my vet's newsletter. Enjoy it if you have't read it before.</P> <P>A Cat's Christmas</P> <P>"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house</P> <P>Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.</P> <P>"Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart-</P> <P>Ate his mousey intestines and chewed up his heart.</P> <P>Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause-</P> <P>He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws.</P> <P>"Must be Santa" thought Kitty (that quite clever cat)</P> <P>"Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that.</P> <P>Indeed it was ol' Santa, so jolly and fat</P> <P>With a load of presents and all for the cat!</P> <P>"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,</P> <P>Then coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.</P> <P>Merry Christmas Pet lovers,</P> Sat, 18 Dec 2010 21:18:48 GMT HopeReigns 2010-12-18T21:18:48Z A Cat's Christmas https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-Cat-s-Christmas/m-p/5327#M1921 <P>This poem was on my vet's newsletter. Enjoy it if you have't read it before.</P> <P>A Cat's Christmas</P> <P>"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house</P> <P>Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.</P> <P>"Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart-</P> <P>Ate his mousey intestines and chewed up his heart.</P> <P>Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells, which made him take pause-</P> <P>He stopped daintily licking the blood from his claws.</P> <P>"Must be Santa" thought Kitty (that quite clever cat)</P> <P>"Cuz nobody else climbs down the chimney like that.</P> <P>Indeed it was ol' Santa, so jolly and fat</P> <P>With a load of presents and all for the cat!</P> <P>"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,</P> <P>Then coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.</P> <P>Merry Christmas Pet lovers,</P> Sat, 18 Dec 2010 21:18:48 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/A-Cat-s-Christmas/m-p/5327#M1921 HopeReigns 2010-12-18T21:18:48Z