If there was a dysfunctional section in Hallmark....

Stormy Leather — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 04:41:44 GMT

This is what the cards would say:

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in H3ll until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in
Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

Re: If there was a dysfunctional section in Hallmark....

spud188 — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 13:07:26 GMT

If you can't live without me

inside: How come you are not dead yet?

Re: If there was a dysfunctional section in Hallmark....

Preds — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 13:23:33 GMT

Re: If there was a dysfunctional section in Hallmark....

voyager1980 — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 15:08:56 GMT

On 1/6/2014 Varnell Foote said:
C'est la vie, c'est la guerre, bonne journée. ~Feldman

You need to stop this interference bringing up old threads.

Re: If there was a dysfunctional section in Hallmark....

~moxie~ — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 15:19:37 GMT

These are called someecards. Yours are not funny, just cruel and smarmy.

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