LAUGH LINES

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 07:31:22 GMT

1. My wife got mad at me for buying the family-size pack of Oreo's for just the two of us and I was like,

"Aren't we not a family?"

2. Instead of "XOXOXOXO" my mom ends every e-mail with "MOMOMOMO"

3. My uncle polished the front of his car because

it was the only part he saw when he drove it.

4. My little sister discovered we have different dads; now she's trying to say we're just friends.

5. Opening gifts that say From "Mom and Dad" and knowing that Dad is going to be just as surprised as you are.

6. My grandmother sewed and crocheted until she was into her 90's and her hands just couldn't do it any longer. So don't expect me to be putting this phone down anytime soon.

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Desertdi — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 10:01:07 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Holy leaping lizards! Number 4.......I come from different backgrounds of "faith". Neither side claims me.........

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godi — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 11:36:48 GMT

Number 1 is us! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 All of these are great. @Desertdi I agree about number 4. @Lindsays Grandma Thanks for the laughs.

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