SHALL WE LAUGH?

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 07:13:32 GMT

1. A housewife's battle: The household stares at me. I stare right back. Without breaking eye contact, I slide a piece of chocolate in my mouth. I won.

2. Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.

3. He who wakes up early yawns all day.

4. I'm all for irony, but the phrase "Good Morning" seems to be going a bit too far.

5. You'll only be young once. But you can enjoy being infantile forever.

6. Married women face a significantly lower risk of kidnapping, nobody can be certain that ransom would actually be paid.

7. No thanks, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food pyramid to become a vegetarian.

8. I am in touch with my motivation. I saw it going by this morning, waving at me and winking.

9. If a man says he will fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

10. What do you have in common with a Victoria Secrets best model? I'm hungry too.

11. I didn't fall down. I did attack the floor though.

12. Funny that you can't spell "slaughter" without laughter.

13. We got divorced on the grounds of religious reasons. My husband thought he was God.

14. Money alone won't make you happy. You've got to own it..

15. A SOUND DEFENSE

Crazy? Me? Nah - it was the noises that told

me to do it.

16. I spoke fluent Ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.

17. I used to think you were a pain in the neck. My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then.

18. Sorry, I can't hang out. My aunties, cousins, brother-in-law's best friend's accountant's roomates' pet goldfish died. Some other time maybe.

19. I've loads of things to do today. Oh well, so now I have loads of things to do tomorrow.

20. Of course you're not fat. Just grab a couple of chairs and come sit with us.

21. If somebody calls you ugly, you can just say, "You've mistaken me for your mirror again, haven't you?

22. I'm breathing. That's about it for today's productivity.

23. A broad smile is a cooler way to show your enemies that you have teeth.

24. Rule No 1: Women are always right.

Rule No 2: If a woman is always right,

Rule No 1 applies.

25. Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.

To Be Continued

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Re: SHALL WE LAUGH?

January121 — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 08:09:05 GMT

Thanks 😂🤣😂🤣

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godi — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 11:56:18 GMT

And laugh I did! 🤣🤣🤣🙏❤️☕️

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corita — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 16:42:40 GMT

Good laugh for a Friday the 13th!!!! Thanks!!!

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SandySparkles — Sat, 14 Nov 2020 02:14:52 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Number This collection of tummy ticklers has me in stitches!!! Numbers 4, 9, 10, 16, 19, 20, and 25 will remain with me for awhile.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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