topic JOKES FOR EVERYONE in Community Chat https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578556#M1666592 <P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">1.&nbsp; &nbsp;If at first you don't succeed...so much for skydiving.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Henny Youngman</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">2.&nbsp; &nbsp;If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Stuart Turner</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">3.&nbsp; &nbsp;I'll tell you what always catches my eye.&nbsp; Short people with an umbrella.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Gary Delany</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">4.&nbsp; &nbsp;Wouldn't it be more fun if calories screamed while you burn calories?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">5.&nbsp; &nbsp;I grew up with six brothers.&nbsp; That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Bob Hope</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">6.&nbsp; &nbsp;It's been a tough week.&nbsp; I bought myself a memory mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Gary Delany</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">7.&nbsp; &nbsp;A stock broker&nbsp;urged me to buy stock that would&nbsp;triple its value every year.&nbsp; I told&nbsp;him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Claude Pepper</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">8.&nbsp; &nbsp;Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close&nbsp;k nit family in another city.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; George Burns&nbsp; &nbsp;</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">9.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">Honolulu - It's got everything.&nbsp; Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ken Dodd</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">10.&nbsp; &nbsp;Politics:&nbsp; "Poll" a Latin&nbsp;word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking" critters.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Robin Williams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">11..&nbsp; &nbsp;I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Chris Rock</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">12.&nbsp; &nbsp;I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know, so they have to run a little,&nbsp; &nbsp; Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">13.&nbsp; &nbsp;My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">14.&nbsp; &nbsp;I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Will Ferrell</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">15.&nbsp; &nbsp;I love deadlines, I love the whooshing&nbsp;sound they make as they fly by.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Douglas Adams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">16.&nbsp; &nbsp;My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start.&nbsp; So far I've finished two bags of M&amp;M's and a chocolate cake.&nbsp;</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dave Barry</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">17.&nbsp; &nbsp;Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys as much&nbsp;</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Oscar Wilde</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">18.&nbsp; &nbsp;Do not argue with an idiot.&nbsp; He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Robin Williams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">19.&nbsp; &nbsp;We've had&nbsp; "cloning" in the south for years.&nbsp; It's called "cousins."&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Robin Williams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">20.&nbsp; &nbsp;I need my sleep.&nbsp; I need about eight hours a day and about ten at night.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Unknown</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">21.&nbsp; &nbsp;I can resist everything, except temptation.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Oscar Wilde</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">22.&nbsp; &nbsp;I'm sorry I slapped you.&nbsp; It's just you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE END</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE INTERNET</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp;</FONT></P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 07:25:24 GMT Lindsays Grandma 2020-11-01T07:25:24Z JOKES FOR EVERYONE https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578556#M1666592 <P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">1.&nbsp; &nbsp;If at first you don't succeed...so much for skydiving.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Henny Youngman</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">2.&nbsp; &nbsp;If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Stuart Turner</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">3.&nbsp; &nbsp;I'll tell you what always catches my eye.&nbsp; Short people with an umbrella.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Gary Delany</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">4.&nbsp; &nbsp;Wouldn't it be more fun if calories screamed while you burn calories?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">5.&nbsp; &nbsp;I grew up with six brothers.&nbsp; That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Bob Hope</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">6.&nbsp; &nbsp;It's been a tough week.&nbsp; I bought myself a memory mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Gary Delany</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">7.&nbsp; &nbsp;A stock broker&nbsp;urged me to buy stock that would&nbsp;triple its value every year.&nbsp; I told&nbsp;him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Claude Pepper</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">8.&nbsp; &nbsp;Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close&nbsp;k nit family in another city.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; George Burns&nbsp; &nbsp;</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">9.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">Honolulu - It's got everything.&nbsp; Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Ken Dodd</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">10.&nbsp; &nbsp;Politics:&nbsp; "Poll" a Latin&nbsp;word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking" critters.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Robin Williams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">11..&nbsp; &nbsp;I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Chris Rock</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">12.&nbsp; &nbsp;I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know, so they have to run a little,&nbsp; &nbsp; Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">13.&nbsp; &nbsp;My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">14.&nbsp; &nbsp;I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Will Ferrell</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">15.&nbsp; &nbsp;I love deadlines, I love the whooshing&nbsp;sound they make as they fly by.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Douglas Adams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">16.&nbsp; &nbsp;My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start.&nbsp; So far I've finished two bags of M&amp;M's and a chocolate cake.&nbsp;</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Dave Barry</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">17.&nbsp; &nbsp;Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys as much&nbsp;</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Oscar Wilde</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">18.&nbsp; &nbsp;Do not argue with an idiot.&nbsp; He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Robin Williams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">19.&nbsp; &nbsp;We've had&nbsp; "cloning" in the south for years.&nbsp; It's called "cousins."&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Robin Williams</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">20.&nbsp; &nbsp;I need my sleep.&nbsp; I need about eight hours a day and about ten at night.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Unknown</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">21.&nbsp; &nbsp;I can resist everything, except temptation.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Oscar Wilde</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">22.&nbsp; &nbsp;I'm sorry I slapped you.&nbsp; It's just you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked.</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Bill Murray</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE END</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE INTERNET</FONT></P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#003366">&nbsp;</FONT></P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 07:25:24 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578556#M1666592 Lindsays Grandma 2020-11-01T07:25:24Z Re: JOKES FOR EVERYONE https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578565#M1666595 <P><FONT size="4"><a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035">@Lindsays Grandma</a>&nbsp; &nbsp;I've heard No. 7 a milliion times from my "older" friends.&nbsp; Laugh every time.</FONT></P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 08:34:28 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578565#M1666595 appm 2020-11-01T08:34:28Z Re: JOKES FOR EVERYONE https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578587#M1666601 <P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#800080"><a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035">@Lindsays Grandma</a>&nbsp;</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif" size="3" color="#800080">These are great! Happy November. 2020 is almost over.&nbsp; I'll be glad to see it go!!</FONT></P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:03:07 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578587#M1666601 DbinMD 2020-11-01T11:03:07Z Re: JOKES FOR EVERYONE https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578590#M1666602 <P>Those are so good ---- I love them! &nbsp;</P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:11:34 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578590#M1666602 AngelPuppy1 2020-11-01T11:11:34Z Re: JOKES FOR EVERYONE https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578626#M1666609 <P>Great way to start the day with laughter!&nbsp;<a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035">@Lindsays Grandma</a>&nbsp; Thanks 🙏☕️❤️</P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 12:06:59 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6578626#M1666609 godi 2020-11-01T12:06:59Z Re: JOKES FOR EVERYONE https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6579634#M1666856 <P><FONT size="3" color="#FF00FF"><STRONG><a href="https://community.qvc.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/35035">@Lindsays Grandma</a>&nbsp; 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOOOOOVE this collection!! I knew I was in for some jolly when I saw the title of this thread, but a serious giggle session ensued. I CANNOT stop giggling at number 11! I shared it with my daughter, and her giggle box was tickled TOO!!😂😂😂 (wiping my eyes)</STRONG></FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT size="3" color="#FF00FF"><STRONG>~~~<FONT color="#FF0000">All we need is LOVE💖</FONT></STRONG></FONT></P> Sun, 01 Nov 2020 20:13:07 GMT https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/JOKES-FOR-EVERYONE/m-p/6579634#M1666856 SandySparkles 2020-11-01T20:13:07Z