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PEOPLE ARE FUNNY

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:32:24 GMT

1. When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive. It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

2. My husband's favorite place to stand is right in front of whatever cabinet I need.

3. Pretty sure my wife's memoir would be called, "Just Take The Extra Two Seconds And Put It In The Dishwasher."

4. I need to lose some weight. During a recent trip to visit my son and his family, I stopped off at a bakery to pick up dessert. After scanning the display case, I settled on a dozen pound-cake cupcakes. The clerk's pleasant response: "Is that for here or to go?"

5. Over dinner, I could sense something was bothering my mother, so I asked if anything was wrong. "Yes, she admitted. "What's all this I hear on the news about banning baking products?" I patted her hand reassuringly and said,

"That's vapping products."

6. The difference between dog people and cat people:

Dog people wish their dog were people. Cat people wish they were cats.

7. WHY GRANDMOTHER, WHAT A SHARP TONGUE YOU HAVE!

Sure, they look sweet, but some grandmas just

don't have a filter.

*My freshman year of college, my grandmother mailed me sugar cookies for my birthday but wrote in the card that she'd put jalapenos in them so that I would know she was thinking of me "but wouldn't gain weight."

*When my older sister told my family she was pregnant out of wedlock and not in a relationship, my grandma sighed, looked at me, and said, "We always thought it would be you."

*I had just met my boyfriend's family for the first time. As I was leaving, his grandma gave me a hug and said it was wonderful to meet me. I said, "Thank you. It's nice to know I have approval." To which she replied, "Oh, now, dear, just because we like you doesn't mean we approve.

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Re: PEOPLE ARE FUNNY

January121 — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:41:31 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma .... 😂🤣🥰❤️

Re: PEOPLE ARE FUNNY

DbinMD — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 09:07:21 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

Once again thank you for the laughs!

I like #3! Isn't that the truth!

Re: PEOPLE ARE FUNNY

godi — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 10:57:06 GMT

OMG number 2 is so true! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏☕️❤️

Re: PEOPLE ARE FUNNY

SandySparkles — Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:32:09 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

*When my older sister told my family she was pregnant out of wedlock and not in a relationship, my grandma sighed, looked at me, and said, "We always thought it would be you."

This sounds so much like my grandmother.😂😂😂🤣🤣

She was an amazing woman, but had absolutely NO filter!😂😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖