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TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 09:22:47 GMT

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

2. Teenager For Sale:

Fully equipped with rolling eyes, deep sighs and sarcastic comments. Plays video games and texts 200 WPM. No reasonable offer will be denied.

3. You never know how long a minute is until you're exercising.

4. Dating in your thirties is just 2 people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.

5. Sign posted on a front yard. Any woman wanting a husband who obviously hasn't had one before, free.

6. Took our kids to a restaurant again because we never learned our lesson!!

7. I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd wake up early in the morning to exercise...and I was right.

8. My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.

9. Wedding vows should include... "Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him" because you will be doing this the rest of your life.

10. Due to freezing temperature, schools are ordering parents to wear 2 sets of pajamas when picking kids up.

11. The key to being an adult is just keeping important papers in a neat stack, avoid looking at that stack for about 6 months, and then throwing out all the papers because they're no longer relevant.

12. Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Islands? Same thing - not one canary there either.

13. I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and I don't know whose side I'm on. I just want to ask if they could start over.

14. I am here for you. Thanks, I'm going through a rough time so it means a lot and I'm sorry, I lost my contacts, who is this? This is your Uber driver. I'm here to pick you up.

15. I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. Maybe try it and see how you feel.

16. My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way to say, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault." This is washing your hands of all responsibility.

17. They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog getting ready to vomit. Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster.

18. "How to perfect the natural, no makeup look." Step 1.

You will need 27 cosmetic products. You must really care about looking like like you don't care

19. With the rise of self driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.

20. Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They'll never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.

21. "Congratulations, you're hired." "Thank you, I am grateful for this opportunity to wake up at 6 A.M. and sit in traffic so that I can stare at a computer screen for 8 hours everyday.

22. Brain: I see you are trying to sleep. May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 Years?

Whisper...I'm sorry, sleep is not on the Menu this evening.

23. You're the jelly on my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

24. What if I told you your dad also knows how to pour a glass of milk? But mom pours it better.!!

25. ENTER PASSWORD

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New password can't be old password

Set the computer on fire

Password must contain at least

one letter, number...

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Re: TIME TO LAUGH

DbinMD — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:09:28 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

These are great! Thank you for the early morning laughs!

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Xivambala — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:16:02 GMT

#11 story of my life

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godi — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 11:07:36 GMT

OMG! Number one is priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🙏☕️

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

sligo — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 12:13:43 GMT

@lindsay's Grandma, A sincere thank you for making the time to help each of us have a good day. WE ALL APPRECIATE YOU!!!!

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

cotto22 — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 17:23:12 GMT

I seriously laughed out loud at a few of these, thank you!

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

wilma — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 18:15:43 GMT

My favorites...

So true.
8. My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.

My DH does this & it drives me crazy. I hate the stacks of paper & mail everywhere.
11. The key to being an adult is just keeping important papers in a neat stack, avoid looking at that stack for about 6 months, and then throwing out all the papers because they're no longer relevant.

As a dog owner I’ve experienced this a few times. Nothing like washing your bed sheets & blankets at 3 am & then moving to the guest bed to try get back to sleep.
17. They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog getting ready to vomit. Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster.

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Oznell — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 20:54:14 GMT

These have to be among your best, @Lindsays Grandma -- hysterical, and with that little grain of truth that makes them so devastatingly funny!

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

SandySparkles — Thu, 22 Oct 2020 22:29:44 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma I knew when I saw the title of this thread, I would at least have a chuckle or two.😀

My funny bone was tickled so hard; I CANNOT stop laughing.!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂-- WHEW!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 08:40:42 GMT

@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma I knew when I saw the title of this thread, I would at least have a chuckle or two.😀

My funny bone was tickled so hard; I CANNOT stop laughing.!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂-- WHEW!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...I got real lucky when I came across this batch.
If you have time here are the chairs...
1) basy by HON VL220 series mid-back task $137.77
2) Clatina Ergonomic High mesh swivel desk chair shipped by moxygen $139.99
Walmart. Good Night dear friend...

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

SandySparkles — Sat, 24 Oct 2020 18:25:33 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma I knew when I saw the title of this thread, I would at least have a chuckle or two.😀

My funny bone was tickled so hard; I CANNOT stop laughing.!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂-- WHEW!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...I got real lucky when I came across this batch.
If you have time here are the chairs...
1) basy by HON VL220 series mid-back task $137.77
2) Clatina Ergonomic High mesh swivel desk chair shipped by moxygen $139.99
Walmart. Good Night dear friend...

@Lindsays Grandma I just checked the specs, and those are excellent choices! The basyx by HON looks to be the most comfortable, because of the extra padding, but the Clatina's swivel design makes it an attractive choice as well.🤔

Now I am very curious to see which of these attractive seats won your favor. Drum rolllllll! I'll disclose my favorite, after the big reveal.😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 03:59:45 GMT

@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma I knew when I saw the title of this thread, I would at least have a chuckle or two.😀

My funny bone was tickled so hard; I CANNOT stop laughing.!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂-- WHEW!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...I got real lucky when I came across this batch.
If you have time here are the chairs...
1) basy by HON VL220 series mid-back task $137.77
2) Clatina Ergonomic High mesh swivel desk chair shipped by moxygen $139.99
Walmart. Good Night dear friend...

@Lindsays Grandma I just checked the specs, and those are excellent choices! The basyx by HON looks to be the most comfortable, because of the extra padding, but the Clatina's swivel design makes it an attractive choice as well.🤔

Now I am very curious to see which of these attractive seats won your favor. Drum rolllllll! I'll disclose my favorite, after the big reveal.😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles The Hon chair was the one I saw first and was ready to order until I saw the second one, I was hoping you would tell me which was the better of the two. I keep hesitating because I don't want to make a mistake and then wish I had chosen the one over the other.

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spiderw — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 01:30:37 GMT

Lindsays Grandma!

So many of these sayings ring true and I can relate. As the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine and I thank you for your gift of laughter!!!

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 04:02:56 GMT

@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma I knew when I saw the title of this thread, I would at least have a chuckle or two.😀

My funny bone was tickled so hard; I CANNOT stop laughing.!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂-- WHEW!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...I got real lucky when I came across this batch.
If you have time here are the chairs...
1) basy by HON VL220 series mid-back task $137.77
2) Clatina Ergonomic High mesh swivel desk chair shipped by moxygen $139.99
Walmart. Good Night dear friend...

@Lindsays Grandma I just checked the specs, and those are excellent choices! The basyx by HON looks to be the most comfortable, because of the extra padding, but the Clatina's swivel design makes it an attractive choice as well.🤔

Now I am very curious to see which of these attractive seats won your favor. Drum rolllllll! I'll disclose my favorite, after the big reveal.😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ....You are supposed to disclose your favorite before I ORDER one .

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SandySparkles — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 04:28:32 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma Hmmm...🤔 I just took a closer look at the chairs, and read the reviews carefully. The HON chair has several glowing reviews as part of a promotion, which is certainly cause for pause, but I am inclined to think it is a decent chair based on the other reviews. Several mention that the cushion could be more comfortable, but overall it is a decent chair for the price.👍👍

The CLATINA has a review that mentions it not being suitable for short people, and offers an explanation as to why. I like that it touts adjustable height arm rest LUMBAR support. That stood out as something I would strongly consider.😊

Initially, I was leaning towards the HON chair, but now think I like CLATINA better, though It appears that EACH chair is a safe bet. I cannot wait to find out which you choose.😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 05:26:54 GMT

@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma Hmmm...🤔 I just took a closer look at the chairs, and read the reviews carefully. The HON chair has several glowing reviews as part of a promotion, which is certainly cause for pause, but I am inclined to think it is a decent chair based on the other reviews. Several mention that the cushion could be more comfortable, but overall it is a decent chair for the price.👍👍

The CLATINA has a review that mentions it not being suitable for short people, and offers an explanation as to why. I like that it touts adjustable height arm rest LUMBAR support. That stood out as something I would strongly consider.😊

Initially, I was leaning towards the HON chair, but now think I like CLATINA better, though It appears that EACH chair is a safe bet. I cannot wait to find out which you choose.😁

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Okay, this thinking alike has to stop...can you believe that I too started to lean more toward the Clatina? I truly have to make a decision or I can go back and forth for weeks on end which gets me absolutely no where.

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SandySparkles — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 17:49:57 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂 Soul sisters think alike!😉 I would suggest checking to see if they have free returns, or if you are able to return them to your local Walmart if necessary, so that your risk is minimal. That way, you'll be able to "test drive" each if necessary.😁

Good luck dear friend!!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 02:45:30 GMT

@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂 Soul sisters think alike!😉 I would suggest checking to see if they have free returns, or if you are able to return them to your local Walmart if necessary, so that your risk is minimal. That way, you'll be able to "test drive" each if necessary.😁

Good luck dear friend!!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...Good thinking, Walmart usually is very good and easy when it comes to returns, I'll check it out.

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SandySparkles — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:36:59 GMT

@Lindsays Grandma

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂 Soul sisters think alike!😉 I would suggest checking to see if they have free returns, or if you are able to return them to your local Walmart if necessary, so that your risk is minimal. That way, you'll be able to "test drive" each if necessary.😁

Good luck dear friend!!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖
@SandySparkles ...Good thinking, Walmart usually is very good and easy when it comes to returns, I'll check it out.

I was wondering if you made a decision regarding your desk chair dilemma, and if so, which of them influenced your purchase.🤔

I'm looking forward to your response.😊

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

Re: TIME TO LAUGH

Lindsays Grandma — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 03:59:31 GMT

@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma
@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@SandySparkles wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma 😂😂 Soul sisters think alike!😉 I would suggest checking to see if they have free returns, or if you are able to return them to your local Walmart if necessary, so that your risk is minimal. That way, you'll be able to "test drive" each if necessary.😁

Good luck dear friend!!

~~~All we need is LOVE💖
@SandySparkles ...Good thinking, Walmart usually is very good and easy when it comes to returns, I'll check it out.
I was wondering if you made a decision regarding your desk chair dilemma, and if so, which of them influenced your purchase.🤔

I'm looking forward to your response.😊

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

@SandySparkles ...I got involved in a few other things and completely forgot about the chair. I am still leaning toward the Clatina and there is no problem with a return. I have to keep in mind that the chair will have been put together and I wouldn't be able to put it in a car to take it back to the store. I will have to call to find out if they will pick it up to take it back. I remember when my life was simple and easy, a very long time ago of course, but I sure wish I could have that back, seems as though everything has a "what if" attached to it. Or is it just me?