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    <title>topic Cute Joke in Community Chat</title>
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    <description>&lt;P&gt;An elderly man. Mr. Wallace, lived in a nursing home.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.  Nurse Tracy asked him if anything was wrong.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"Yes Nurse Tracy, My Private Part died today and I am very sad."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she replied, "I'm so sorry Mr. Wallace.  Please accept my condolences."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.  Please put your Private Part back in your pajamas."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"But, Nurse Tracy I can't, I told you yesturday that my Private Part died."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;    (You've gotta love this)&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Jamma&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 18:15:06 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Jamma</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2011-02-27T18:15:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Cute Joke</title>
      <link>https://community.qvc.com/t5/Community-Chat/Cute-Joke/m-p/35174#M16469</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;An elderly man. Mr. Wallace, lived in a nursing home.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.  Nurse Tracy asked him if anything was wrong.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"Yes Nurse Tracy, My Private Part died today and I am very sad."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she replied, "I'm so sorry Mr. Wallace.  Please accept my condolences."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.  Please put your Private Part back in your pajamas."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"But, Nurse Tracy I can't, I told you yesturday that my Private Part died."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;    (You've gotta love this)&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt;Jamma&lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt; &lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 18:15:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Jamma</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2011-02-27T18:15:06Z</dc:date>
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